Friends, I am privileged to introduce a guest, who will visit my blog once in a while to share his experience with you and help you with matters of the heart.
Hmmm....sounds interesting...eh?!

I agree my posts are already getting boring, hence, the change. As you all know, I am a novice in matters related to love and girls, so, I decided to have the master here.

So, here's presenting Love Guru....

Hi Folks,
I am Love Guru. And I'm here to give you simple tips that can help you win over your dream girl. Today, we will talk about some of the basics, and later move on to some advanced topics.

Girls, not to worry, you will be given tips in later posts, on how to woo your guy! :-)

The 13 Commandments of Love for Guys!!!

1. Never try to be oversmart, always take it easy. Do not act desperate, unless you are sure the girl is also like you. Once you start talking to her, you can ask her out to a coffee shop, and also gift her chocolates. This is a great start! Do not complicate it with a card or flowers which will make her suspect you of hidden intentions. So, all that can wait till she begins to trust you more.

2. Talk extra nicely and softly to her. Use the words 'so nice' and 'so sweet' atleast 5 times every minute, irrespective of where and when you care to use them, even if it makes no sense to you. Trust me, it works magic!

3. Never gossip! Be a man, and appear uninterested in gossip. Do not ask her too much about her roommates or sisters or other girls. You will be branded a flirt in no time. So, beware...

4. Listen to her even if she is talking crap, and nod your head in agreement, with a beaming smile, saying "Oh Wow" and "Oh God!" or "That's simply amazing!".

5. If she shares a problem with you, do not try to act smart and give her a solution. She does not care for your solution!
All she needs is a comforting shoulder, and a listening ear. Remember, 'Women like silent men, they think they are listening'.

6. Wear clean clothes, and deos and perfumes, so that you look and smell good. Flex your muscles, wear the coolest goggles, this will make you look like a stud, and increase your chances exponentially.

7. Praise her! You can keep telling her 'Oh! Your eyes are so beautiful', how many ever times you want, till she slaps you.
If she does not slap, you can go ahead and add that you see the stars, moon, Jupiter, Pluto or anything in the universe in her eyes...She will most probably find it very romantic.There is a high probability of her falling for this. You can also comment on how her dress suits her so well, and always tell her she looks slim and beautiful.

8. Good manners is very important, try to be a gentleman when you are with her. Some tips are opening the door for her, paying the bill or auto fare always.
Always say "Thank you" and "Sorry" for no reason or fault of yours. Now, don't ask me why.

9. If she calls you a monkey, donkey, pig, or any such animal names, do not feel offended. Instead, feel good, and give yourself a 10 point bonus, and a pat on your back! Cos girls, seriously, think these animals are cute, and you now stand a better chance than your competitors. Congrats!!!

10. Never ever try out a hairdo like Aamir Khan's in Ghajini, unless you are a hunk, a good friend of mine once had a disastrous experience.

11. Build your muscles and work on your six pack abs, there is lots of demand for hunks. This will help you, now and forever.

12. Do not tell her that you read Osho or Paulo Coelho books, she will conclude you are a jerk. Instead, google for some romantic books and quote them as your all-time favourites.

13. And, last, but not the least, never ever, propose her saying 'I love you' in the first meeting, you could jeopardize your entire love life and, end up in an uncompromising position with the girl's Dad.

I wish you all the best in your adventures and please do write to me about how it worked for you!!! You can send gifts or money for favours received to the owner of this blog.

Blessings ...
Love Guru